Tracie & Shamu, Winter Springs, Florida

There's this girl called Tracie, that's IE not Y. She lives in Florida and she is most likely going to be my son's Mother-in-law one day on account of us setting up an arranged marriage of our children. They are fine with it. Really. Just ask them ha ha. No they can't really talk but whatever, we like the idea so we're going to make it happen.


So Tracie lives in Florida and living in Florida brings many advantages, one of which is the beautiful weather and easy access to a backyard pool. I remember saying that the pantsuit "probably needs a wash by now" when I sent it to her but I kind of meant in a WASHING MACHINE not wear it and jump into your beautiful pool. But hey, who am I to impose boundaries on what people do with her holy mustardness. I don't judge, I don't dictate, I just record the journey.


The pictures are so wonderful I pretty much included all of them. Please Ladies & Gents take a seat, hold on and enjoy the ride that is Tracie, Shamu & the Yellow Pantsuit:

I'm pretending I don't see that....... Love you Miss Tracie. 

Nicole & Bridget, Madison, Wisconsin

Chalk art....hula hoops....pineapples? I am not sure what happy juice they are pumping into Wisconsin but I want some! Nicole was the daring pantsuit model for the day, the shoot was staged by my friend Bridget who also painted the beautiful chalky peanut-shaped stage thingy on the floor. It's artistic as hell and I'm not going to pretend I "get" it but wow do I love to bring you a pantsuit update with flair and flourish. I believe it's the first time we've seen yoga poses incorporated too. Very good work Bridget and Nicole!!! I'm left pondering what the duck did to deserve the cold shoulder. Unanswered questions.....that is art.